Dino Nuggets!!!!!!!!

Dino Nuggets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to my...hollow pockets, I have been on a strict dino nugget diet. This is far from a complaint, other than the fact that I keep getting these weird premonitions of me 100 lbs. heavier face down in ketchup (i don't like ketchup). Anyway, THEE best ever chicken nuggets ever to be conceived on this here planet. This being a product of Canada, makes me wanna say, 'WOO! Canada.' They can no how be compared to fast food nuggets or anything really. They just...stand on their own- just like the real deal millions of years ago. There are no gross fatty deposits or weird crunchy/squishy tendony stuff when you bite into it (other than the crispiness that crisping tray magnificently creates). What makes me love 'em even more is the horrible HORRIBLE mistake of producing too few Pterodactyls. NO! This one tastes way better than all the other [overproduced T-rexes] ones. I swear. This follows the same idea that SpongeBob macaroni & cheese tastes way better than any other kind. It's true.

A reenactment of my face when I found
the last Pterodactyl in the box

I started eating these God-given dinosaurs because Liz (whom has provided me with this complementary box) would make 'em for Gisella allllllllllllllll the time. Paired with the right BBQ sauce and french fries and this is a meal made in heaven and fit for a queen ... or kid. Either way, you can't go wrong. So, hop on that man-made road and get to your nearest BJ's or Costco or whatever other variation of that food haven you can find. It's completely okay to unleash your inner kid. If you're not interested... YOU LIE! Enjoy =)